Comments for Nikkipedia http://nikkipedia.net/wordpress Inane ramblings from an idiot. Sun, 13 Jun 2010 17:44:21 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Comment on Flag Wankers by @PhilipNotPhil http://nikkipedia.net/wordpress/?p=177&cpage=1#comment-1272 @PhilipNotPhil Sun, 13 Jun 2010 17:44:21 +0000 http://nikkipedia.net/wordpress/?p=177#comment-1272 i never ceases to amaze me how un-patriotic these cocks are. England are playing and about to lose somewhere and the flags come out for a week or so, the rest of the year where are they? Fly the flag all the time or not at all, but please not on your heap of shit crap-mobile Japanese or Malaysian vehicle, it's bad enough on a Corsa or Fiesta. by the way, do these people have any idea how these exterior window flags screw up their fuel consumption. i never ceases to amaze me how un-patriotic these cocks are. England are playing and about to lose somewhere and the flags come out for a week or so, the rest of the year where are they? Fly the flag all the time or not at all, but please not on your heap of shit crap-mobile Japanese or Malaysian vehicle, it’s bad enough on a Corsa or Fiesta. by the way, do these people have any idea how these exterior window flags screw up their fuel consumption.

]]> Comment on Jobhunting is shit. by Vicki http://nikkipedia.net/wordpress/?p=88&cpage=1#comment-1271 Vicki Thu, 15 Apr 2010 19:12:06 +0000 http://nikkipedia.net/wordpress/?p=88#comment-1271 I found this via ThisIsFury on twitter, and your job adverts made me positively vibrate with amusement. You missed that the second job is for 38 seeks of the year... I love grammar. I'm brief, too. I found this via ThisIsFury on twitter, and your job adverts made me positively vibrate with amusement. You missed that the second job is for 38 seeks of the year… I love grammar. I’m brief, too.

]]> Comment on Jobhunting is shit. by professoryard http://nikkipedia.net/wordpress/?p=88&cpage=1#comment-1253 professoryard Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:22:01 +0000 http://nikkipedia.net/wordpress/?p=88#comment-1253 I narrowly escaped going to one of these type of sessions because I had to go self employed as the freelance graphics are starting to take off. It was pretty pointless anyway, because I had applied for nearly 600 jobs in 3 months, and some jobs had also been lower paid and further away than my previous job, which they said I didn't have to start applying for until 6 months were up and I had to be less fussy. The woman that informed me of the appointment also said that it was pointless me going as they couldn't help me any more than I had already done for myself so it would have been a waste of time. It would take me approximately 1.5 hours travel total there and back because of bus times and having to wait around for the appointment to start and then wait on the bus home, plus an hour in there for something they had already told me was pointless. Basically with the freelancing websites I am registered with a couple of hours delay in bidding on a job can see you lose work, so potentially that disruption could have cost me more than my dole money in missed opportunity. Also, the appointment was 12.30pm Friday. My friend who I collabrate on some projects with negotiated to work a 4 day week to do his own projects on Fridays, so the likelihood was that I would not have ha a conflict between the job club and the day I would most likely have work or meetings. Utter stupidity I narrowly escaped going to one of these type of sessions because I had to go self employed as the freelance graphics are starting to take off.

It was pretty pointless anyway, because I had applied for nearly 600 jobs in 3 months, and some jobs had also been lower paid and further away than my previous job, which they said I didn’t have to start applying for until 6 months were up and I had to be less fussy. The woman that informed me of the appointment also said that it was pointless me going as they couldn’t help me any more than I had already done for myself so it would have been a waste of time.

It would take me approximately 1.5 hours travel total there and back because of bus times and having to wait around for the appointment to start and then wait on the bus home, plus an hour in there for something they had already told me was pointless. Basically with the freelancing websites I am registered with a couple of hours delay in bidding on a job can see you lose work, so potentially that disruption could have cost me more than my dole money in missed opportunity.

Also, the appointment was 12.30pm Friday. My friend who I collabrate on some projects with negotiated to work a 4 day week to do his own projects on Fridays, so the likelihood was that I would not have ha a conflict between the job club and the day I would most likely have work or meetings.

Utter stupidity

]]> Comment on Jobhunting is shit. by goonerjamie http://nikkipedia.net/wordpress/?p=88&cpage=1#comment-1252 goonerjamie Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:16:14 +0000 http://nikkipedia.net/wordpress/?p=88#comment-1252 Cheers hon, the flammable items line has just ensured I will be wiping red wine from my keyboard for some time to come. Am now worried about the grammar of this comment. Truly funny. Cheers hon, the flammable items line has just ensured I will be wiping red wine from my keyboard for some time to come. Am now worried about the grammar of this comment. Truly funny.

]]> Comment on Jobhunting is shit. by Richard Earney http://nikkipedia.net/wordpress/?p=88&cpage=1#comment-1250 Richard Earney Wed, 03 Feb 2010 20:45:35 +0000 http://nikkipedia.net/wordpress/?p=88#comment-1250 Job centre thing sounds like Pauline from League of Gentlemen. Awful experience. They are so rubbish. Job centre thing sounds like Pauline from League of Gentlemen.
Awful experience. They are so rubbish.

]]> Comment on Etiquette, oh Etiquette. by Sam http://nikkipedia.net/wordpress/?p=73&cpage=1#comment-145 Sam Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:54:52 +0000 http://nikkipedia.net/wordpress/?p=73#comment-145 Hahahahahaahahaa .... Whoa, how the hell did I miss this one? Hahahahahaahahaa …. Whoa, how the hell did I miss this one?

]]> Comment on Etiquette, oh Etiquette. by Sheila Britton http://nikkipedia.net/wordpress/?p=73&cpage=1#comment-53 Sheila Britton Thu, 21 May 2009 19:45:19 +0000 http://nikkipedia.net/wordpress/?p=73#comment-53 Nikki, my love under no circumstances put this off or consider not turning up.The `first time` is just as daunting as the first sexual experience, not as much fun, but lasts about as long!!!Due to my chequered menstrual/gynae history, I had to have my first internal at 16, first smear at 18 , and my capacity to take it in my stride was not as it would be now (at 51). The medical professionals conducting your smear will be keen to put you at your ease, and should be open to any concerns or embarrasment you may have. In my and all my female friend/family cases no stirrups have been involved, (unless you turn up on horesback), and dress code is always whatever you feel comfortable in, obv you have to strip from the waist(in private), and there will be a sheet covering you all you need to do is slide your feet to your bum and open wide,(bit like a dentist,but on a bed not a chair, cue innapropriate remarks about bad breath!!except don`t be tempted to pop a mint in before you go) LOL. The whole proceure takes seconds, nothing to be scared of(the rubber gloves don`t even go up to the elbows), doesn`t hurt, might feel a small scraping feeling is all(you can just lie back and think of England, in my case after I was married, Britton)ha ha, and then you can get dressed, again in private. Small talk is entirely optional,but in my case was always along the lines of waiting till the nurse/doctor was about to`go in` and say "Oh you recognise me now"!!! Joking apart Nikki,hopefully the message is,there is nothing too embarrasing that is worth the oppurtunity to nip in the bud a totally preventable and curable form of disease. I owe my life to this procedure,had a hysterectomy when I was 32, luckily I had had both my children, and I am fighting fit,healthy and grateful all these years later.I`m currently going through a divorce after 27yrs of marriage,the menopause, and not a day goes by that I`m not glad to be alive,I`ve recently met a guy of *34*(here on Twitter, go me !!! )and the healthy sexlife we have is all down to me attending all my smear tests in the past. So go tomorrow, I won`t say enjoy, but rejoice that you have the opportunity to do something positive to protect your own health, then go home and enjoy your man!!! xxxxx She xxxxx P.S. fast forward 24 years and you are called for breast screening, go and be grateful that someone wants to squeeze your breasts at 50,(even if it is two sheets of perspex)!!!! Nikki, my love under no circumstances put this off or consider not turning up.The `first time` is just as daunting as the first sexual experience, not as much fun, but lasts about as long!!!Due to my chequered menstrual/gynae history, I had to have my first internal at 16, first smear at 18 , and my capacity to take it in my stride was not as it would be now (at 51).
The medical professionals conducting your smear will be keen to put you at your ease, and should be open to any concerns or embarrasment you may have. In my and all my female friend/family cases no stirrups have been involved, (unless you turn up on horesback), and dress code is always whatever you feel comfortable in, obv you have to strip from the waist(in private), and there will be a sheet covering you all you need to do is slide your feet to your bum and open wide,(bit like a dentist,but on a bed not a chair, cue innapropriate remarks about bad breath!!except don`t be tempted to pop a mint in before you go) LOL. The whole proceure takes seconds, nothing to be scared of(the rubber gloves don`t even go up to the elbows), doesn`t hurt, might feel a small scraping feeling is all(you can just lie back and think of England, in my case after I was married, Britton)ha ha, and then you can get dressed, again in private.
Small talk is entirely optional,but in my case was always along the lines of waiting till the nurse/doctor was about to`go in` and say “Oh you recognise me now”!!!
Joking apart Nikki,hopefully the message is,there is nothing too embarrasing that is worth the oppurtunity to nip in the bud a totally preventable and curable form of disease. I owe my life to this procedure,had a hysterectomy when I was 32, luckily I had had both my children, and I am fighting fit,healthy and grateful all these years later.I`m currently going through a divorce after 27yrs of marriage,the menopause, and not a day goes by that I`m not glad to be alive,I`ve recently met a guy of *34*(here on Twitter, go me !!! )and the healthy sexlife we have is all down to me attending all my smear tests in the past.
So go tomorrow, I won`t say enjoy, but rejoice that you have the opportunity to do something positive to protect your own health, then go home and enjoy your man!!!
xxxxx She xxxxx
P.S. fast forward 24 years and you are called for breast screening, go and be grateful that someone wants to squeeze your breasts at 50,(even if it is two sheets of perspex)!!!!

]]> Comment on Etiquette, oh Etiquette. by Jules http://nikkipedia.net/wordpress/?p=73&cpage=1#comment-52 Jules Thu, 21 May 2009 19:08:13 +0000 http://nikkipedia.net/wordpress/?p=73#comment-52 Hey ickle one...ahw bless..... It’s really not that bad you know... just wear whatever you feel comfortable in... It’s only you and the nurse.. *ogglers* not allowed. Nurses are far better at it than the doctors. *All* you need to do is *relax* take yr ipod listen to your favourite tune, or just think what you’re going to have for dinner...anything as long as your relaxed. What I do when I am facing something with pure trepidation is treat myself afterwards, ickle pressie or in my case a kip! As other have said, you are far too precious to ignore a simple test which could confirm all is fine or alter you to something which may need attention. Simple...just do it!! (or i will kick your ass!!!) Mummy Moochie xxx Hey ickle one…ahw bless…..
It’s really not that bad you know… just wear whatever you feel comfortable in… It’s only you and the nurse.. *ogglers* not allowed. Nurses are far better at it than the doctors.
*All* you need to do is *relax* take yr ipod listen to your favourite tune, or just think what you’re going to have for dinner…anything as long as your relaxed.
What I do when I am facing something with pure trepidation is treat myself afterwards, ickle pressie or in my case a kip! As other have said, you are far too precious to ignore a simple test which could confirm all is fine or alter you to something which may need attention. Simple…just do it!! (or i will kick your ass!!!) Mummy Moochie xxx

]]> Comment on Etiquette, oh Etiquette. by Karen http://nikkipedia.net/wordpress/?p=73&cpage=1#comment-51 Karen Thu, 21 May 2009 18:00:55 +0000 http://nikkipedia.net/wordpress/?p=73#comment-51 oh u did make me giggle!! PLEASE PLEASE go tomorrow and don't be worried it's not very pleasant but it is over in minutes, last year i kept getting abnormal smear test reults so was back and forth with the doctor or the nurse!! they have seen it all before and normally put u at ease especially if you have never been for one. the shoe/sock sandal thing made me chuckle my first one i wore jeans socks trainers and with the jeans and knickers off felt a fool with my socks still on!! i have learnt my lesson however the docs really don't care i assure you smear tests save lives chick don't be scared it will be fine xx oh u did make me giggle!!

PLEASE PLEASE go tomorrow and don’t be worried it’s not very pleasant but it is over in minutes, last year i kept getting abnormal smear test reults so was back and forth with the doctor or the nurse!! they have seen it all before and normally put u at ease especially if you have never been for one.

the shoe/sock sandal thing made me chuckle my first one i wore jeans socks trainers and with the jeans and knickers off felt a fool with my socks still on!! i have learnt my lesson however the docs really don’t care i assure you

smear tests save lives chick don’t be scared it will be fine xx

]]> Comment on Comedy inspiration (not a proper blog) by greatbiglizard http://nikkipedia.net/wordpress/?p=67&cpage=1#comment-50 greatbiglizard Thu, 21 May 2009 17:16:20 +0000 http://nikkipedia.net/wordpress/?p=67#comment-50 yay! someone else saw/heard 15 storeys high. the awesomest thing to make the painful journey from R4 to the graveyard slot in many years. i'm always on the look out for a can of blue rat. yay! someone else saw/heard 15 storeys high. the awesomest thing to make the painful journey from R4 to the graveyard slot in many years. i’m always on the look out for a can of blue rat.

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