Flag Wankers
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a flag-bearing car, must be in want of a larger penis.” (Jane Austin, Pride and Prejudice)
Today I spotted these multi-flagged cock-mobiles.
Left wanker
Total flag count: 4
Right wanker
Total flag count: 4
2 window flags
1 aerial flag
1 side window sun shade
Today’s flag wanker winner!
It is best viewed from behind.
Total flag count: 7
4 window flags
2 side window sun shade flags
1 large flag displayed in the rear windscreen
WHY?!
i never ceases to amaze me how un-patriotic these cocks are. England are playing and about to lose somewhere and the flags come out for a week or so, the rest of the year where are they? Fly the flag all the time or not at all, but please not on your heap of shit crap-mobile Japanese or Malaysian vehicle, it’s bad enough on a Corsa or Fiesta. by the way, do these people have any idea how these exterior window flags screw up their fuel consumption.